Prepping for the Gay Prom

Getting ready for Miami is somewhat like preparing for prom. You shop. You tan. You diet. So today, I went to Toni & Guy for a color touch-up. My roots were needing some attention. After two hours in the salon chair, what I see now is color similar to Betty White's on the Golden Girls!

It's blonde. It's bright. It's going to take some time for me to accept my golden locks. I'd try to calm it down, but God only knows the outcome. So, it is what it is. But for those of you traveling to Miami next week, here's a bit of advice: Bring your shades. I wouldn't want my hair to blind you.