Case of the Uglies

Now that everyone has returned from their month long holidays, our club de sport has a newfound case of the "uglies." At one time, L'usine had eye candy. Now, it just burns the pupils.

"Where have all the lookers gone?" I ask myself. There's something to be said for training with attractive people with hot bodies. It motivates you. Now, I'm encouraged to run the other direction - away from the old homosexuals with money who can afford the higher price facility (but apparently don't have enough money to wash their sour gym clothes).

Maybe that's the problem - the gays not only scared away their own kind but the few hotties that were straight. If so, c'est triste!