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George Michael starts his first tour in 15 years Saturday in Barcelona. Hopefully this will keep him off the streets - literally. We don't need any more "sleeping" accidents.





MTV announced Justin Timberlake will be hosting the 2006 MTV Europe Music Awards in Copenhagen November 2. Here are some of the nominations.

For her 2007 calendar, Kylie glams it up by wearing a collection of vertiginous stilettoes, outlandish costume pieces and thick, 1960's inspired make-up. And under the title of the calendar, Kylie: The Showgirl Princess, are the words: "A true fairy tale full of glitter, glamour and dreams." Atta girl.

Emma Thompson revealed she's undergone painful surgery to remove varicose veins from her legs. It's refreshing to know an actress can speak honestly about her body and not try to brush over weight loss and other issues by emphatically stating "they're just overworked."

Pop-star Anastacia is to wed her British bodyguard Wayne Newton, 38. Apparently, he told Anastacia he wanted to "protect her forever" and "couldn't imagine living without her" when he proposed on bended knee. Insert vomit here. No matter, congratulations to the former contestant of MTV's Star Search copycat The Cut.

Ring the alarm! Beyonce looks amazing at Armani's show during London's Fashion week. If only I had the same positive comments to say about her new single which crawls the charts to number 12. To me, it sounds like she's in pain on the record. Enough with the hip hop beats America. Support true pop - like the Scissor Sisters!