Of Boobs and Mice

It seems as though I'm always writing about the gym. But when an experience presents itself like it did today, how can I not?

I walked into the unisex sauna to stretch a bit after my workout. After only a few minutes, I exited to shower. To my left I saw large boobs, to my right I saw a gray mouse - three things I care not to see bobbing or running around the sports club.