PTT Goes to the Ballet

I've never been to a ballet. Now I know why - it's boring. Last night, we saw Swan Lake. I was ready to go by act two. There seemed to be a lot of unneccessary dancing about. It didn't add much to the story - one of which I'm still unsure of what happened. Most hilarious, however, was the fact that after act three, all the tourists started to leave. There appeared to be a curtain call so we all thought it was time to go. But the gentleman at the front door said, "Not finished. Not finished." So, we returned for another 15 minute act.

Will I ever go to the ballet again? Probably not. Unless they do a Xanadu version like what's on Broadway currently. I won't keep my hopes up.