Flopping 4 Fun?

On Sunday, while wandering through the English Gardens in Munich, we ran across a fit naked man suntanning himself. Sure, it's common practice to flaunt your stuff in Germany (and in Europe) for a bit of color. But I'm sure the families strolling by the main pedestrian walkway would have preferred not to see his flopped over penis adorned with what appeared to be multi-colored beads.