What Not 2 Do

I needed to find my cousin, who's a 5th grader, a present. So, I thought it would be a good idea to wander around Wal-mart to find someone her age to ask their opinion of gift baskets on display. Wrong. The first girl I approached and asked, "Can I ask you a question?", quickly replied "NO!" and ran away. I'm sure I looked like a creepy old guy asking not if she could help me find a gift but rather, "Do you want a lollipop little girl?"