Diary of Sad Piece of Luggage

After being left in Orlando while my owners flew off to Washington, my friends and I have finally made our way to DC. Now, we just sit and wait for someone to find us and send us on our way to Munich - which I hope is soon. I'm stuffed with new Calvin shorts, vanilla protein powder, natural peanut butter, a plethora of new Converse tennis shoes and some gym clothes I thought would be out of me by Saturday morning. And the airlines wonder why nobody wants to fly.