How Ironic

When I was on the train to Zurich Friday, I noticed in the bathroom a small pimple forming on the right-hand side of my forehead. So of course, I started to worry it would get bigger and ruin my weekend. So how ironic is it that the pimple disappeared on Saturday and was replaced by two large red bumps on the left hand side– the unfortunate result of me smashing my head against a glass wall on the train as I caught a glimpse of an advertisement featuring the gay model of the moment Chad White (only to try and better understand what makes him such a big deal).