A First

You always hear jokes about Jehova Witnesses coming to your door. It's never happened until today. I wouldn't have answered the door as I wasn't expecting anybody but since i don't have a peep hole, I thought it might be our downstairs neighbor. I was wrong. They started speaking German, I asked for English. They replied by asking if I'd tell others about the bible, I answered back, "Probably not." I'm expecting a bolt of lightening to strike me down any minute now.