I'm a Mushroom Head

As I noted a few days back. before leaving for Mykonos (or this month's gay prom), it's important to get a haircut. However, it's even more essential that you give the cut a few days to grow out (as everybody knows your hair needs time to recoup and settle into place).

Unfortunately, I had my haircut yesterday. Now, I feel as though I look like a mushroom head. I asked for the top to be left alone (as I want to grow out the layers I feel were mistreated a few weeks back). My stylist listened. But, in the process, he cut the sides too short. As a result, I'm a mushroom head.

At least I have seven days before we leave. Maybe if I take extra vitamins the sides will undergo a growth spurt. If not, I can always wear a hat.