Shut Your Pie Hole

Tonight we saw Star Trek in an IMAX theater. For starters, let me say it was an amazing movie experience. The sound. The gigantic screen. The film. But of course, we sat in front of a trio of women who had to speak to the screen as if they were at home. Fortunately, they weren't as obtrusive as my last week's experience at Wolverine. It might have been because the sound drowned them out a bit.

Needless to say, I'm considering bringing to my next movie a sign to hold up before the show - one that everyone can see. It reads either "Please no talking during the movie. Yes, that means you" or "You're not at home so shut your pie hole during the show." I believe both would be effective.