Avoiding the Piggies

I just got in from laying poolside for 35 minutes. I wanted to suntan both my front and back, but when I flipped over, I had a woman's feet in my face - and that I didn't enjoy. There wasn't any room for me to shuffle to avoid them. Besides that, I when I looked up, I was staring right into her blue bottom bikini. And that was another area I didn't want to be front and center. So unfortunately, I left. I'll return possibly this week to balance my color so I don't look like Ross on Friends when he forgot to rotate in the spray tan room.