No More Lip Locking

I've been healthy for weeks. But because of this weekend's socializing (and some gays way of lip locking to say hello), I'm now fighting a "sick" bug. My throat hurts and I'm sluggish. So today I've made a declaration: No more lip kissing to say hello. I've tried to avoid the American homo's way of saying hello since our return, but sometimes the action is unavoidable. No more. All of which means don't be offended when I say hello with a cheek-to-cheek. It's not you.