Why, People, Why?

I see the spot below quite often on Chicago winter television. But I can't imagine anybody actually wanting to visit Key Lime Cove. What crosses my mind while the ad plays are the following: How many germs are growing in that giant aquarium and why would anybody pay to sleep in those musty hotel rooms? Check out the spot below (most likely shot by a 12 year old trying to convince his parents to visit Chicagoland's largest indoor water park).