Gym Tales

As I entered the gym locker room today, there was an overweight man in front of the first set of mirrors shaving. He was butt naked with his skin folds resting on the counter. Good for him that he's there, I'm assuming, to lose a bit of weight. But must, I say must he stand naked with his excess flopped onto the cold marble? I think not. At least wear a towel. If anything, it just reaffirms my desire to never, ever, never place my toothbrush on the countertops.