All Hail Queen Oprah (She Says)

This is why Oprah chaps my hide. For all her good, she pats herself on the back - constantly. And her latest self praise about her trip to Australia just confirms my opinion.

About her trip down under she states, "I have named myself an unofficial ambassador for Australia and I have the biggest mouth on earth. I know that there's a lot of talk and concern in this country as to what this will mean for Tourism Australia. Let me just tell you -- this is the truth: It is immeasurable what four hours of a love festival about your country, broadcast in 145 countries around the world, can do."

Oh jeez Oprah, get off your high horse. Ride it off into the sunset to the Oprah network.