A PTT Advisory

Apparently Abercrombie & Fitch is preparing to open its Paris doors on May 19th. The soft porn retailer finally is pushing its way into the City of Lights - making millions of gays happy across Europe. However, please note that for any of you Europeans making purchases, be sure to leave the t-shirts and tanks at home when visiting the United States. Unless you're 16 and wearing pooka shells, A & F isn't for you. In fact, if you don't, those of us in America most likely will say when you pass by, "TOFA." Too old for Abercrombie. You've been warned.