Batman Couldn't Even Do It

I used to go to the movies at least twice a month. But I don't think I've been to the theater since Magic Mike in July. Not even to the last installment in the Batman franchise. I suppose talkers keep me away. In short, they ruin the experience. That, and the floors are sticky, seats dirty and the overall experience is less than desirable. Too bad I fall asleep while watching movies at home.