Pink Trash Travels

After our movie "sweatfest" the other night, I asked myself, "Why, at times, am I so bitter?" I quickly realized it was because of circumstances around me. Little annoyances build to an explosive release - with Chris being the recipient. So, to level my behavior and save our relationship, I've initiated the Bitch List. Starting with the first entry, it highlights those items that make me bitter - thus morphing me into a raging bitch. And I know I'm not alone. Send me your bitches and I'll add them to the list. I feel better. Wouldn't you?

#1

Because I can't see a movie in a pleasant, temperature controlled environment. Instead, I sweat and it smells like dirty hair.

And submitted by Marty in Chicago:

#2

Because a pinhead pulls into the "I-Pass only" lane without a pass or someone equally lamebrained pulls into the "coins only" lane without sufficient change.

Marty, I sympathize. We can read, why can't they?

The Bitch List

#1

Because I can't see a movie in a pleasant, temperature controlled environment. Instead, I sweat and it smells like dirty hair.

#2

Because a pinhead pulls into the "I-Pass only" lane without a pass or someone equally lamebrained pulls into the "coins only" lane without sufficient change.