Super Bowl Party for One

After scouring the net for information on the Super Bowl, I found out it was being shown in France on channel 2 at 12:25 a.m. It's telecast in French (obviously) with French commercials (no Budweiser, no Pepsi, no Rubberband Man). So needless to say, it's a bit odd. And knowing my friends are back home in Chicago watching the game together, I can't help but be a little homesick. They're having hamburgers and hot dogs. I'm alone trying to stay awake. Cue the violins...