Gym people can be really annoying. I've vented many times, so why not do it again?

I've mentioned Mr. Hornbach in the past. Yes, the man who considers himself a "model" as he's appeared in the Home Depot of Munich ads. He used to go the gym earlier in the mornings so I didn't have to see him. Apparently his schedule has changed as now he's loitering around (and I do mean that literally) between 11 a.m. and 1 p.m.

Sure, he works out a bit - and hogs most of the machines in the process. However, what is most irritating is watching him go back and forth to visit every woman in the gym - not only in physical space terms but also as his personal "unit" sways to the left and right in his sweatpants. And yes, I don't have to watch, but it's rather difficult to avoid (not in terms of size but rather just overall sloppiness).

Here's the deal Mr. Hornbach. You don't need to converse with every lady around. I'm sure they'd rather have you not. You don't need to kiss and jump all over who I assume is your girlfriend. Get a room instead. There's no need to go up and down the stairs to the snack bar so we're all envious of your rather mild physique. If you'd focus more on your workout instead of working out your mouth, maybe you'd see better results. And finally, wear some underwear. Nuf' said.