Prime Time Drive

I visited my friends Tom (occasional PTT contributor) and Randy last night for some catch-up. In between So You Think You Can Dance and Kathy Griffin on Bravo, we talked about everyone and everything. However, it was the topic of men running along Lake Shore Drive that tickled me to the funny bone. Because you see, when driving down LSD during the summer between the hours of 5 and 7 p.m., it's difficult not to get into a wreck. You're constantly turning your head to spot the hot, shirtless men running along the lake. And, as Randy pointed out, if you become hypnotized by the sweaty physiques for too long, you could return your focus to the road only to find a car stopped in front of you. "I'm sorry officer. It's not my fault I crashed. How can I drive with all those pecs taunting me?"