The Chris Report

Today, Chris was to start back at work in Oak Brook. But, just like in Paris, he's too sick for his first day. He can barely speak! At least he doesn't have a throbbing soar throat as he did in Europe. So I'm thinking I'm going to stay as far away from his as possible - as I've done the last few days. Because as many of you know, I was sick for at least 12 weeks in a row in Munich. And I'm not ready to go back to being (in the words of Molly Shannon on Will & Grace) "sickie." Besides that, I'm frickin' tired of hearing him cough up a lung.