The Golden Globes Report

Of course Golden Globes recaps will overtake the news tomorrow. But before they do, here's PTT's take on the awards show that was able to keep us from falling asleep by:

1) Allowing Mickey Rourke to accept his award in that outfit.
2) Giving every actor the chance to discuss cocaine in retrospect.
3) Turning off the sound on the director of Slumdog Millionaire when he exclaimed "fuck!"
4) Making us wonder why Tom Cruise looked so good - work perhaps?
5) Showing Angelina in all he "bitchiness."
6) Glamorizing the color "nude."
7) Detailing even further the genius that is Tina Fey.
8) Making us feel uncomfortable for Sacha Baron Cohen.
9) Supporting our attraction to Aaron Eckhart.