The Saugatuck Report: Mosquitos

We've been enjoying Saugatuck, MI over the past four days (hence why PTT reports have been scarce). We've eaten dinner with friends, engaged in pool side chats, strolled through town, gawked at a fireworks display, danced at sunset and swatted at swarms of mosquitos. Yes, the insects have made a strong impact on our weekend as apparently I'm preferred over the other tourists 5 to 1.

As soon as I step outside, they swarm around me (with or without OFF!). It must be my sweet essence or hair product. Either way, I'm sitting here trying to avoid scratching my skin off as I have lumps on my arms, legs and everything in between.

So tomorrow when we return to Chicago, people may wonder, "What happened to him?" I'd rather them be thinking, "What a glorious tan!"