What I Find Funny

We stopped by the Jewel earlier this evening so I could make bierocks tomorrow night for dinner. Left in our small basket was a grocery list with the items below. I don't know why, but it seems to me that I found the list of a little old, lactose intolerant woman who needed some dessert. Here's what she was hoping to find:

Toilet paper 4 rolls
Italian break
Turkey meat butterball
1/2 gallon lactaid 2%
French green beans
tooth paste Sensodyne
Tapica pudding (and that's not a misspelling on my part)