Kylie's All the Lovers Limps Along

I'm trying to love the new Kylie single, All the Lovers. I was hoping an engaging video would do the trick. It didn't. Instead, it made me think, "Huh?" Sure, the video will get played at every gay bar across America, but forget the track getting airtime in the United States. The 80s infused first release, along the lines of Goldfrapp's Alive, is too European. So, on to the album and hopeful content that provides Kylie a proper comeback. Check out All the Lovers video below.