I Snoozed. I Losed.

Speaking of Big Brother, I just realized I should have applied this season. Not only is it perfect timing as I'm currently hunting for a job, but I could have used Chris' sabbatical as my ace card. In short, I would have pleaded, "Save my 14-year relationship by putting me on the show. I'll go crazy with us together, 24/7, in the same house for the next 12 weeks."