Why U Should Watch Big Brother

His name is Brendon. And last night on Big Brother, he almost got booted. But because he won the Power of Veto, he eliminated himself from the chopping block. Good thing too. He's too hot to let go the first week. Keep him around until the end I say. This way, we'll have many shirtless scenes of him wacking pinatas filled with rotten mayo. Who cares as long as he's half naked!