Leaving the Grannies Behind

As it's my friend Dave Gray's 40th birthday this Friday, I'm departing for Fire Island. Unlike most gay men, I've never been. I'm not quite sure what to expect. Either way, it will be a fun weekend with friends. And as I told those who'll be in attendance, "I'll try to leave my granny panties at home." In other words, I'll try not to be a party pooper.