Xenophobe Lesson #3

In preparation for our move to Munich, our friend Francesca recently gave us Xenophobe's Guide to the Germans. It's a book that comedically tries to explain German beliefs to a "Xenophobe" - someone who might have an "irrational fear of foreigners." As the publisher states, "To be forewarned is forearmed." So, over the next 8 weeks, I'll be sharing some interesting tibits from the book.

Xenophobe Lesson #3: The Germans are fond of their pets, which come in two forms - Alsatians, and preposterously small poodles wearing little woolly jackets and ribbons in their hair. The point of these creatures is to be obedient and loyal (Alsatians) or to eat expensive chocolates and pooh everywhere (poohdles). Saying anything rude to a German about his dog is more than your life is worth. All dogs are beautiful, and the world is their litter tray.

Oh no. Does this mean the streets will be filled with more steaming land mines than Paris? This can't be possible. Please say it's not possible.