Handsome Scale

On our way home from the gym one day, I created what I call a "handsome scale." My ranking isn't correlated with "level" of good looks but rather the "type" of good looks. I can't help it that my brain never shuts off:

Man Handsome - Think Marlboro Man. Seasoned with rugged good looks.
Dude Handsome - More along the lines of Matthew McConaughey.
Pretty Handsome - Rob Lowe perhaps?
Sexy Handsome - Oozing sex appeal (often times in a dirty way).
Boy Handsome - Refer to an A & F catalog.

I suppose you could throw in "Funny Handsome," but that's a stretch. Being funny may make someone more attractive, but I wouldn't say humor makes a man more handsome. Cute yes. Handsome no.