Say NO 2 PDA

Mark, Greg and I were lucky enough to sit behind a couple at Mamma Mia! last night who couldn't stop fondling each other. His arm was around her. Her arm was around him. His tongue was down her throat. Her tongue was down his. And Mark's finished popcorn bag was near my mouth as I was prepared to vomit. Mark agreed that couples seem to do that a lot here in Germany - on the train, at dinner, at the gym, in the market.

So, consider this a plea. Stop! And if you're one of those couples who like PDA, please keep in mind those around you don't need to see what goes on behind closed doors - just where it should stay.