The LB Hollywood Report

I just received a text from my friend Lisa who is currently attending a soiree for Mickey Rourke at the London Hotel in LA. So far this evening, she's seen David Arquette, the fat guy from Borat and Aaron Eckhart. My reply? "Where was my invite? I love Aaron!" Lisa answered back, " He just left. Very small guy not at all what I thought." Well, let me make the judgement for myself. Her latest text? "Mickey Rourke just walked in and looks so bad. So weird. Lame shiny shoes."