The Lowdown on American Idol

PTT's lowdown on the eight featured contestants from this week's American Idol:

(1) Tatiana from Puerto Rico can sing, but her over-the-top act won't garner her many votes as it's purely for show. Quirky yes. Real. No.

(2) Dean Anthony (in his plaid coat) reminded me of Calibos from Clash of the Titans

(3) Jesus is like "buttons and kittens." Should that get him through to Hollywood? Um, no.

(4) James Smith looked like Liza Minnelli in his sparkly black number.

(5) "Akeela" came from the wrong rectum. Which one was that?

(6) Annie looked line a Japanese Anime character

(7) Adam and his David Cook hair may represent the gays proudly (unlike last year's "nelly" top 12 comic relief).

(8) Kai wins the "calling 4 a makeover" award for the evening. Give the guy a haircut and Miss America showmanship and he could pull in the ladies.