"I've Got a Rep 2 Protect"

My mom the other day mentioned she was jumping on Skype. Unless I have hair and make-up, with the perfect lighting, I'm not joining her. I'm not a big fan of video chats because they seem to enhance all of the ugly qualities I'm trying to hide. In the words of Jonny Nogerelli from Grease 2, "I've got a rep to protect."