Globe Snarking - The Awards Show

Christian Bale over Geoffrey Rush? Really? I don't agree. I do believe, as stated before, that Bale has amazing hair however.

Who is that sitting next to Julianna Margulies? Hot.

Katie Segal has NEVER had plastic surgery. Never.

The band is working overtime.

That Tron dude is hot. Yep, I'm sure there will be plenty of "hot dude comments tonight."

Congrats to Chris Colfer from Glee! Great speech!

My friend Val writes, "I like the dangling crystals in the background." I didn't even notice them? Ooh, now I see them. Nice. Some poor sap had to hang them all.

Ooh, the head of the Hollywood Foreign Film Press just slammed Eva. Awkward!

Steve Buscemi was nominated for Ghost World? Oh wait, I was thinking of Ghost Rider with Nicolas Cage. Ugh.

Boardwalk Empire for Best Drama? Um no. I think someone's kissing up to Martin Scorsese.

Side note: for those of you watching the Globes, and you see a Nationwide Insurance commercial, the spokescharacter was my fraternity brother at KU. Congrats Bob Wiltfong!

Val writes, "Please tell me you hate J Lo's dress. Horible. Reminds me of a Dorothy Hammel number."

Where is Cher? Why isn't she there to accept? Or better yet, sing? Maybe she's planning her 83rd comeback?

Justin Bieber looks like a pixie. Give him his fairy wings already.

You can always rely on Robert Downey Jr. to make us laugh at these award shows.

Annette Bening is beginnin to morph into Diane Keaton.

Dennis Quaid is parting his hair and looking quite handsome. Show more of him please.

Why does Sylvester Stallone's upper body not move? Maybe those human growth hormones embalmed him early.

Oh Tilda, why must you embarrass the lesbians? The hair. The dress. The horror.

Someone heard me. Thanks for the Dennis Quaid close-up.

Smile Halle Berry. Or drink. Either way, look like you're having fun.

On a side note: Am I crazy or does that Adam Sandler movie with Jennifer Anniston look somewhat entertaining?

Zac Efron apparently gained 17 pounds of "muscle" for a movie role. This explains why his neck can barely fit into that shirt.

Steve Carrell and Tina Fey are hysterical. True comedic talent.

Looks like Aaron Sorkin hung out by the pool too long today.

Oh lord, I was excited when I heard Thor and Captain America were coming onstage together. But now that I've seen them both, it's not as good as I'd like it to be. Chris Hemsworth looks hot as ever. Chris Evans needs some attention. Maybe if they'd start kissing.

Congratulations to Sue Sylvester! As witty as ever.

Michelle Pfeiffer is alive!

Wow, Vanessa Williams is working the smokey eye.

Good thing Leah Michelle didn't win. I hear she's difficult. The award would have made her even more of a diva.

Jane Fonda looks amazing. Just enough plastic surgery to tighten everything up - perfectly.

Matt Bomer is hot.

Congrats to Jim Parsons. I've been supporting his career since day one. Congratulations Sheldon Cooper!

The Fighter is having a good night. Perhaps I should see it.

Nice facial expression Helena Bonham Carter. She was thinking, "Who's this chick?"

Boo, can we fast forward the Cecille award? ZZZZZZZ. I'm almost asleep now.

They need to stop cutting to Helena Bonham Carter. She looks more idiotic everytime.

I'm still not a fan of January Jone's outfit.

A big night for Glee. Well, except for Michelle. Wah wah.

Who was the crazy afro guy behind the writer of Glee? A Richard Simmon's offspring? Or that fancy guy who paints pretty trees.

Is Alicia Keys pregnant?

Halle Berry is one sexy kitten. You could hear the audience gasp when she slinked across the stage.

Paul Giamatti was bleeped out. Or was that my Comcast acting up again?

Does Halle Berry ever grow tired of being drooled over by every man in America? I'd say straight man but gay ones appreciate her sassiness.

Natalie Portman deserved to win. Hands down. No question. Though, that acceptance giggle about her husband was a bit ridiculous.

As point 2:40 in the show, the audience looks tired. That, or nobody cares about "The Kids are Alright" winning Best Comedy or Musical.

I love Sandy Bullock, but what's up with the bangs? She's looking a bit like Morticia Adams in a pink dress.

Colin Firth wins for The King's Speech! And all is good in the world. I'm not a fan of "artsy films," but that one was worth the price of admission.

I'm not sure I agree that The Social Network is the best movie of the year. My opinion might have changed slightly this weekend as I caught the film for the second time on the plane to SoBe, but not enough for me to say with conviction, "YES!"

And with Ricky's final words, I write, "Good night."