My friend Todd told me last night that he met one of my favorites, Rusty Joiner. He bumped into the male model at The Abbey in Los Angeles (of all gay places). I asked Todd if he mentioned his friend who's quite the fan. He replied, "No. I wanted to but I thought he'd think I was creepy." Todd, you're probably right.

Of course, I then asked Todd if Rusty looked good. Todd answered back, "He looked a bit tired but still hot. And he needed a haircut." I declared, "I'll clean him up, and down, and back up again." That's for sure.