Colbert on Canton, KS

My cousin Teresa has had a busy 24 hours on Pink Trash Travels. Not only was she one of the first to identify my "Operation Abort" issue, she just sent me this reference to Canton, KS on the Colbert Report. And it's not pretty. In fact, Colbert calls Canton a "s**thole."

For those of you not familiar with Canton, KS, it's in the middle of the Sunflower State, about 30 minutes south of my hometown, with only 800 living in the small community. Sure, it's not where I'd want to live. In fact, it would be one of the last places I'd want to reside. So now that I'm thinking about it, Stephen got it right! Check out Stephen Colber's comments below.