Back 2 Janet

My friend Tom loved the Janet Number Ones tour so much that he decided to return tonight. What really solidified his decision was a ticket he found on Craigslist for the front row. And when I write front row, I mean the absolute front. So even though he was a bit nervous about the exchange (and validity), he met the seller over lunch. 8 hours later, he's literally standing next to Ms. Jackson. What a shot! Sure, she looks a bit like a blow-up doll, but he's so close he can smell her latex.