11 Years & Counting

There's one in every gym - the gaggle of gays. Tonight, I spotted the flock around 7 as they one-by-one gathered in the weight room. With a jovial spirit, they swarmed the corner chatting about everyone and everything in sight. One made his way over to my weight station - but never initiated conversation. Not that I care. I made friends with those girls in Paris. And after a few months of trying to keep up, I realized they're in a different world than me.
Did you know the word "wiener" comes from the word "wien", which is the German name for the Austrian capital city of Vienna?
It's been almost two years since I stopped driving on a regular basis. And I can probably count on one hand how many times I've actually been behind a wheel over the past 24 months. So today when I hopped in our BMW X3 for a 20 minute drive to Ikea, I was a bit nervous. But after a few minutes on the road, I quickly reverted back to my old self.
Unlike our gym in Paris, Leo's Sports Club in Munich has televisions throughout the cardio room showing everything from local news to music videos. So, while I'm running on the treadmill trying to rid myself of all remaining back fat, I'm entertained by VJs over accessorized in Nike apparel and cheesy boy band videos like US5 and their hair swooped single Rhythm of Life. The song samples Duran Duran's Wild Boys - which is the only redeeming quality about the track. Es ist schlecht! Watch it below.
What's the difference between a house party in Paris and Munich? No, there's no punchline. It was too difficult to compare one to the other with just a joke. Instead, let me say this: one is fun while the other is challenging.
Finding new friends when you move is like finding a new job. You make a few calls, set up a meeting, discuss topics applicable to both parties, then assess the rendezvous once it's complete. In some circumstances, a call back is in order. In others, no further communication is necessary. For us, last night was our first official "interview" in Munich. And, from our perspective, it went very well.
For our first official Saturday out and about in Munich, let's just say it was a busy day. We started the day at the gym of course. From there, we met Chris' colleague Francesca, her husband and daughter, along with another family, at the English Garden's Chinese Beer Garden for an afternoon of pretzels and beer. I drank a combination of apple juice and sparkling water. Though, I did sample a mixture of beer and lemonade - forgot the name of course. Tried to buy water but all they offered was sparkling. On our way back home through the park, I noticed numerous dog droppings. But upon closer inspection, Chris pointed out that the little brown plops were, in fact, slugs. When I returned back home (as Chris was at the market), I was greeted by one of our North American neighbors who lives on the first floor. Molly is from Canada and her husband David (not present) is German. Molly was accompanied by Matt from Atlanta who also lives here in Munich. They brought with them dessert - which I found to be quite nice. Matt invited Chris and I to his party next Friday. He's "family" so it's nice to start working our way into the community. We talked about the apartment building, it's "transitional" location, the "soup kitchen" across the street, the grassy knoll not far from us where drunks hang out, the meat packing district two blocks away where cows are literally dropped off for slaughter, and all the other positive attributes about living on Zenistrasse like its convenient location to the metro, its proximity to Oktoberfest and how quiet it can be at night while sitting on one of two terraces (most Germans would die for) while sipping iced tea and watching a storm roll in from the Alps off in the distance. Tomorrow, it's Fat Girl Sunday. Who knows what the day will bring besides the Frankfurter cake I found today along with an apple strudel bar. Um, um good.
So here I sit at McDonald's up the street using their internet hotspot. I suppose it's ironic as I'm actually working on press sheets FOR McDonald's. There's nothing like being connected to the customer.
Yet another creepy commercial. This time, it's for Evian water. There's something just plain wrong about dancing babies with no penis or vagina. It's like Chucky came to life. Check it out below.
My mass building experiment last fall loaded me with 15 fairly useless pounds. Most of it settled in my mid-section – just where I didn’t need it. As a result, I’ve been on a downsizing program for almost three months. Fortunately, I’ve lost most of it and am settling back to my old self. However, there’s still an inch I’d like to eliminate. Which means, for now, I’m not eating carbs past 5. And in a new world where I don’t know the names food or their contents, it makes it pretty difficult to find a menu item to accompany my protein – especially in a country that likes its starches.
People in Germany are very trusting. That, or they're scared silly about getting caught. For example, tenants in our building leave their bikes unattended. There are no locks. There are no chains. Nobody is worried about their bikes being stolen. I'm sorry, that's never going to happen with me. As soon as I become so trusting, my bike would find its way down the street stuck to someone else's behind.
It started this morning at 5 a.m. and is now just ending at midnight. Honestly, I'm tired of opening strongly taped boxes with my bare hands. But because we worked through the day, the majority of the flat is put together.