Is That U Crocodile Dundee?

We all have the right to say what we feel. That's a basic building block of American society. But when those words are filled with hatred, on the verge of verbal murder, it's time to shut them down. Case in point with Clint McCance, a public official, who wrote on his Facebook page, that, "Seriously, they want me to wear purple because five queers committed suicide. The only way im wearin it for them is if they all commit suicide." Sad. He can't even spell.
Listen up people. McDonald's offers healthy food. You don't have to eat a cheeseburger a day. And to this Brazilian manager who SUED McDonald's because he gained over 60 pounds while managing the store, "You can spit it out." Yes, that's right Mr. Manager. You don't have to swallow. Chris samples food all the time and he he's not overweight - because he doesn't fully consume the food he's trying.
I ran across the ad below for Davidoff Champion cologne. The featured model, Aitor Mateo, looks amazing. But how often do you see men lifting weights without their shirt? Perhaps in a sauna I suppose. And spritzing yourself with Davidoff Champion after lifting sounds (and smells) horrid. Perhaps after a good shower for a night on the town. But nobody asked me.
I don't watch this seasons Dancing with the Stars. The "stars" just don't seem that interesting. So I was sad to see I missed Kylie perform on the results show. Good thing Perez featured the video - now on PTT. A few notes: (1) That Kylie sure likes the gays and (2) Dancing isn't her specialty. But that's okay. We love her anyway!
Yes, it's 1:59 and I've been working since this morning. This Milk project, due tomorrow, will be the end of me. But at least I know it needs to be complete by 1:30 on Tuesday. That, however, has made my day quite long. But, looking on the bright side, I've billed enough hours in just one day to pay for our trip to Puerto Vallarta in February. So one day of hell pays for one week of fun! When I look at it that way, well, I shouldn't complain. Back to work I go.
ABC Family's Melissa & Joey is enjoyable on many levels. The comedy is simple - reminding me of shows from the 70s like The Brady Bunch. That, and I find Joey Lawrence hot - not only his body but his clothes too. Now, if I could only find the cardigan he wore in the Halloween episode.
I suppose good advertising elicits an emotional response out of the viewer. However, it's better to bring out good feelings, not creepy ones - like the Snickers Halloween commercial with the giant "lady" and scary mask. Check it out below.
Well now Craigery Morgan has just turned annoying. It's as though he's trying too hard. That was a quick five minutes.
Wow. It's crazy to think the simple video below, showing us bowling in Kitzbuhel, has been viewed almost 35,000 times. I never would have looked but I received a note from YouTube asking if I wanted to join the partner program - which pays you for views. There must be a minimum that generates the message. Maybe 30,000?
So much of the Hurts reminds me of Tears for Fears. Check out their latest video below.
After Craigery Morgan spoofed SNL's "Surprise Party" skit with Kristen Wiig, I looked for the original on Hulu. I couldn't find it - until today. So check out the original below. I hope Wiig brings back Sue in the 2010 seasons. She deserves to be seen again, and again, and again.
While driving back from Costco today, I was listening to one of my favorite songs of the moment - Wonderful Life by the Hurt. It wasn't the infectious melody that caught my attention today but rather the lyrics. With all of the gay teen suicides over the past few weeks, the chorus lyrics ring true.
For all you Nicole Scherzinger fans, she's got a track cooking with RedOne - famed Lady Gaga producer. Check out bits and pieces of the song below. The vocals would be more suited to the Bad Romance singer, but Nicole should get some attention if and when this ditty sees the light of day.
Somebody has too much time on their hands. Check out a video where Craigery Morgan is superimposed into the original SNL skit he re-enacts.
Cosmo magazine just named their bachelor of the year - and it wasn't one of my friend Patrick's top five picks. In fact, after seeing them live, I'd say a few weren't as good as their photos whereas some were even better. Take Minnesota for example, he was positioned up front and personal on The Today Show - where he should be. Very nice. But his picture wasn't anything to brag about. So who won? Ryan McLean, age 30, from Ohio!
Check out a video clip, pulled from Perez Hilton, featuring Lady Gaga in Mykonos. Considering it's fairly quiet on the island now, it's no surprise the paparazzi are up in her business. And just think, we were walking down the same corridors just a few weeks ago. But here's my bug: if she didn't want to be bothered, she could take off her silly clothes, wear some smart pants, along with a hat and glasses, and nobody would know, or care, who she is. So that tells me it's all about the press. Give it up Gaga and you wouldn't be mauled. I'm just sayin'.
No, it's not another gay anthem. Rather, Duck Sauce's track is a collaboration between DJs Arman Van Helden and A-Trak. It's already a hit in Australia, and looking to be so in the UK. America may come calling 6 months later. Check it out.
For those of you who also selected Mr. Kansas as Cosmo's hottest bachelor, you might be interested in knowing more about Mr. Margres. According to the school newspaper at Bethany College (a small university behind the bowling alley my parents used to own):
With almost 2,000,000 views, one could say Craigery is an overnight sensation. More interestingly enough, however, is the fact that he's made videos before and nobody cared. So it just goes to prove timing is everything. Which, I suppose, gives me hope that if my children's book (sitting at an agent's office) doesn't get optioned, there's always tomorrow.
Now that I've had some time to regroup today, I can finally make note of Cosmo's 2010 Bachelor Blowout. Though, instead of PTT identifying the best of the bunch, I thought my friend Patrick's top five would be of interest. So, as he writes, "...here are my picks (in no particular order). This was tough to narrow down to 5. The picks run the spectrum." I agree with most, except for the last selection. Different strokes for different folks.